1 Pencil that says "FUCK IT"

1 Pencil that says "FUCK IT"

1.50

Pro tip: It costs $5 for shipping whether you get 1 or 40, so you might as well get 40 and save some money.  But this option is for people who know they definitely just want one fuckin' pencil, and no more than one.

Quantity:
Fuck it, I'll buy one

Each pencil comes expertly sharpened with the highest regard for mechanical tolerances. Sheathed in a smooth yellowish-orange blanket of commercial grade pencil paint, this pencil, were it a high grade arrow, could take down a rabid llama from 100 clicks on a foggy day in London. But as a pencil, it acts as the catalyst between the ideas locked in the moist pulsating flesh of the brain locked in your skull, and the college-ruled sheet of loose leaf waiting coyly prone on your desk.